Sta.sh
Now it's tag time :3
Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the any definition it gives you.
Tag someone after completion.
1.) YOUR NAME?
Agostina:
* A girl named Agos meaning a woman slash girl with reall big boobs for her size, has big lips, but it very very pretty. Possibly the best friend someone could ask for. You could joke around with her and make fun of her but she knows that you love her and you know that she loves you back. She has some sort of accent. Shes a very curious girl, loves her friends. Sometimes she tends to be very horny. But just sometimes not often. either way she is the most amazing friend that you could ask for.
A petite girl with brown hair green eyes with a good attitude.- That must be an Agostina!
That's one big lie o_o
2.) YOUR AGE?
19:
* The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional)
* To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower." "The whole fucking world has gone 19."
Lol
3.) ONE OR TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Javier:
* Name given to men/boys of hispanic or latin descent. Usually sporty and good fighters (2000 major boxers with name, Javier), but on the other hand are very kind and nice to women. Usually get a lot of girls, and fight a lot of boys, but still have lots of friends, and are more likely to be a person who you'll remember from multiple child-hood memories. But in conclusion, to be a "Javier" you have to be a leader, and ignore people who will get you nowhere.
Friend: Aye, Javier you see those mujeres over there
Javier: Ese, I hit that last week
Friend: Orale, Ese, hook me up vato
4.) WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?
Programming:
* The most fun you can have with your clothes on, although clothes are not mandatory.
cout << "Feelin that breeze down below as i code away
"* 12-midnight is the critcal point for programming, at which time the relationship of errors vs caffeine increases exponentially.
I don't agree ¬.¬
5.) FAVORITE COLOR(S)?
Pink:
* slang reference to the vagina
im gonna get me some pink
* A colthing line by Victoria's Secret. It includes Panites, tank tops, shorts, bathing suits etc...
I love the new Pink bathing suit I got from Victoria's Secret.
* Donut's favorite color.
The donut part is totally right
6.) BIRTHPLACE?
Buenos Aires:
* The capital city of Argentina is a metropoli if contrast and paradox. Placed where the Rio de la Plata meets the Atlantic, on the unbelievably flat Pampas, is home to a melting pot of races. It is modern and old, exciting and frustrating, trendy and bureaucratic, sweet and violent. It has a way of enticing you without you noticing. You curse her although you cannot leave her. Most 'porteños' (inhabitants or Buenos Aires, a 'puerto' after all) and newcommers will agree.
Buenos Aires Me Mata.
(Buenos Aires Kills Me)
Fortunately I don't live in the city
7.) MONTH OF YOUR BIRTH?
February:
* February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year) Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day. People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.
"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"
8.) DAY OF YOUR BIRTH?
9:
* A number which was eaten by 7
Why are all the other numbers afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9 (seven ATE nine..)
* A firearm chambered in 9mm. Properly used, it refers to the 9x19mm cartridge, aslo known as 9mm Parabelum or 9mm Luger. Though several other calibers are 9mm in diameter, they should not correctly be refered to as "nines".
Ok the first one wasn't funny
9.) LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?
Dad:
*The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"
10.) NICKNAMES?
Agos:
* Italian definition for the ideal cock. Sometimes even called "wookie" and "polloghei".
A: It's a cheater!!!
B: He's using glitches!!!
C: He is gay!!!
D: He's simply Agos XD
That's just weird
Seriously, who writes this stuff? xD
